Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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