Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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