Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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