This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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