i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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