drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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