what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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