I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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