these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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