Pappa wants mamma naked
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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