STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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