The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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