did you get engaged???
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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