If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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