New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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