Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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