Michael Bay diarrhea
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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