i need an iv and a liver transplant
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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