we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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