fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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