Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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