i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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