'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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