He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
vagina is talking i cant
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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