There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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