you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
smell my finger.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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