Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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