Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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