When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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