I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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