Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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