He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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