ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
