idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
we're so committed to being not committed
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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