the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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