Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Where did you get a picture of my penis
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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