So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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