I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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