smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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