btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Randomize
