your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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