I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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