Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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