Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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