So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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