All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i dont even know how to be here
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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