real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
This is my gift to your gina
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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