Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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