You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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