Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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