ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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