You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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