Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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