Your dad touched me again.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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