marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I puked a lego.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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