i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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